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Sometimes things are  funny enough to be worth sharing:

Number 1-Comments made in the year 1955! That’s only 55 years ago! 

I’ll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it’s going to be impossible to buy a week’s groceries for $20.00.

Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won’t be long before $2, 000.00 will only buy a used one.

Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging 10 cents just to mail a letter.

If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.

When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we’d be better off leaving the car in the garage.

I’m afraid to send my kids to the movies any more Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying DAMN in GONE WITH THE WIND, it seems every new movie has either HELL or DAMN in it.

I read the other day where some scientist thinks it’s possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in  Texas.

Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn’t surprise me if someday they’ll be making more than the President.

I never thought I’d see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They are even making electric typewriters now.

It’s too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet.

It won’t be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work.

I’m afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business.

Thank goodness I won’t live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to government.

The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on.

There is no sense going on short trips anymore for a weekend, it costs nearly $15.00 a night to stay in a hotel.

No one can afford to be sick anymore, at $35.00 a day in the hospital, it’s too rich for my blood.

If they think I’ll pay 50 cents for a hair cut, forget it.

Number 2- A Puerto Rican joke!

A Puerto Rican woman was walking along the beach of Isla Verde when she stumbled upon an old Cerveza bottle.  She picked it up and rubbed it, and Coño, a genie appeared. She talked with him awhile then the genie told her that he would grant her One Wish.

She said to the genie, ‘I heard from mi comadre Juana that I can get three wishes if I ever found a Genie.’The genie said, ‘Oh no, sorry loca, Three-wish genies are a story-tale myth. I am a One Wish Genie.  ¡Uno nada más!  So, ¿Qué quieres?’ The woman did not hesitate. She said, ‘I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to Stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americanos. It will bring world peace and harmony.’

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, ‘¡No jodas! Be Reasonable! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I am out of shape after being in that bottle for five hundred years. I am good, but not THAT good! I do not think it can be done. Please make another wish.

The woman thought for a minute and said, ‘Well, I’ve never been able to find the right man. I want a Puerto Rican boyfriend…straight, with a business… you know, one that does not drink alcohol, nice and fun, likes to dance salsa and helps with cleaning la casa. I want him to be great in bed and gets along con mi mamá, and is faithful, and like to talk about his feelings. That’s what I wish for… a good Puerto Rican man.

The genie let out a long sigh shook his cabeza and said, ’¡Coño no me jodas! Let me see that freakin’ map again!’

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